Favourite Quote[s]

Mr.G

"This is a big show I did last year, Tsunamarama. Which was about the Tsunami tragedy, set to the music of Bananarama"
"There's a paedophile in the school! There's a paedophile, he's in the school, get out!"
"Annabel Dickson, when girls take drugs and then they die. Who would have thought, at Summer Heights High, on days like these...it's a bummer heights high"
"Rodney's coming over to watch a DVD, who's cooking dinner?..not me!"
"It's been another sleepless night and I've tossed and tossed over this"- Mr G about choosing his cast
"And here are some flowers for my dead dog, why don't you shove those up your fat arse....Fuck off everyone, I'm gone!"
"*singing*Schools hard sometimes, you just can't get by....you need something fast to get you highhh...Marijuana or maybe ecstasy. Stop, no, take this advice from me. Don't get involved with drugs...just fill your life with hugs..."
"She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs. She's a party girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs...She's a slut and she knows it, she wants to root all the boys"
"You've got thighs like an elephant and a face like a bloody horse, who's gonna want to pay to see you on stage? Who?!...Excellent, that was good, you handled that well"
"Rawr, rawr rawr rawr rawr...."
"Welcome to Mr. G's room, G's room, G's room. Welcome to Mr. G's room come inside. Please be quiet year nines....take your shoes off, find a spot on the floor!"
"Mah-ummm"
“We used to have huge bushes here but we had a girl raped behind them so we had to have them removed”
“’Bully Elliot’ earlier this year was wonderful. They had a boy over there that was bashed into a coma after a bullying incident and one of the drama teachers wrote a musical about it”- Mr G about his competition at Mercy College
"Thank God you're here, where have you been bitch?"
"Thank God you're here, Grandma's been raped!"
"My name is Mr. G, 3 talents, 1 2 3. Singing and dancing and acting is my life. I'm a teacher that's for sure, in a world of crazy kids. At summer heights Hiiiiighhh!"
"The smell of life. The smell of children. The smell of doing it together. The smell of life"
"The special ones, the normal ones, the chinese ones as well"
"Tonight was meant to be an arena spectacular, but due to the selfishness of your principal, you are seated on the floor."
"I was driven out due to mistreatment and general abuse"

omg I didn't realise I wrote so much for Mr. G
I'll write up some Jonah ones a little later

Fantasic.........there are SO many aren't there, just reading some of them cracks me up!

That ma...am clip is great too the ways he sings the word 'mum' out.

"You've got thighs like an elephant and a face like a bloody horse, who's gonna want to pay to see you on stage? Who?!...Excellent, that was good, you handled that well".

Haha I could quote SHH all day

Jonah

“Two minutes pussy….fuck you motherfucker!”
“I’m fully in the air for like 8 seconds”- Jonah describing a picture he drew of himself breakdancing
“I could tell him a ‘knock knock’ joke and he’d start crying because he’s a homo”
“You said put my balls on the ground”
“Sorry BEN!...Motherfucker!”
“How do you spell ‘fuck him up’?”
“Just say fuck off and walk away and don’t get mad”- Jonah....“Alright. What about some language which is less provocative?- Doug Peterson...“Get fucked?”- Jonah
“Being a Tongan, come from the island, respect your culture, hmm…yeah…mothafucka”- Jonah’s rap
“B4I(root)URU/16”
“Dick-tation-like what you do in English”
“I said Puck you miss, with a P”
“Polynesian, I’m a FOB, I’m a FOB….Being a poly oh my golly.”
“I said I fucking love you…motherfucker”
“Teachers at this school are gay…except Ms. Palmer who is mad…I am fully grateful for her for wasting her time with me”
“Your mum is the one with man-boobs”

Other quotes from supporting cast members
“But redheads aren’t a race Jonah”- Doug Peterson...“But sir, there’s heaps of them. They’re everywhere”-Leon
“I didn’t fucking touch his fucking dick you fuck!”- Jonah’s dad
“Stick your cup of tea up your arse”- Jonah’s dad
“If you fuck up in school, you fuck up in life and that’s fucked”- Luke, Polynesian Pathways speaker

Very good, I love reading them all thanks! I'm a sucker for Mr G though, my favourite!

Haha Mr. G is my fave, hence the reason why I can quote him so well! I think he has the best one-liners!
Just thinking of some more...
"Those damn drugs, that bloody car. You look just like you did in your bed, except this time your deaaaadd. Oh Celine, Jessica....Celine! (love that part!)
"It's G time not free time!"
"Only a mother could love it!"

Oh and Ja'mie:

"Seriously, I don't wanna be a bitch but she's like the fugliest girl I have ever met in my life"

I love this scene too:

Ja'mie: So who are like the really hot girls in year 11, like the really popular ones?
Ashley: There's Holly and her friends but they're bitches
Ja'mie: Are they mean to you?
Ashley: Yes
Ja'mie: Can you introduce me to them?

I love Mr G - "I'm not going to say goodbye to everyone, I don't like everyone!".........hehe, wouldn't you just LOVE to say that when you leave a workplace, I would!!

sugarpuff wrote:I love Mr G - "I'm not going to say goodbye to everyone, I don't like everyone!".........hehe, wouldn't you just LOVE to say that when you leave a workplace, I would!!

yeah that's another brilliant quote...so funny and honest!
His whole resigning thing was hilarious like when he was passing around a huge farewell card he went to buy for himself for all the teachers to sign.

"When you really think about, $450 for a formal ticket isn't much" - Jess.

not necessarily my favourites but they always make me chuckle. theyre also more subtle than some of the other lines and a lot of people dont actually notice that what he said is funny ;

'I tossed and tossed over this last night' Mr G

'So last night i couldn't sleep, and i woke up this morning' Ja'mie

and then on the special features with Mr G in that ridiculous Pink body bag thing lol he askes the class what the theme was or something and he points to one boy and goes 'Yes, i can see you, the ranga' and the boy's like 'Bullying?' Mr G - 'Yes, it was bullying' hahaha

OH and the faces deleted scene is fantastic,

'Angry, the lesser known dwarf, angry.' Mr G

There are SO many, but il have to stop there

xxx

rhistarr wrote:not necessarily my favourites but they always make me chuckle. theyre also more subtle than some of the other lines and a lot of people dont actually notice that what he said is funny ;

'I tossed and tossed over this last night' Mr G

'So last night i couldn't sleep, and i woke up this morning' Ja'mie

and then on the special features with Mr G in that ridiculous Pink body bag thing lol he askes the class what the theme was or something and he points to one boy and goes 'Yes, i can see you, the ranga' and the boy's like 'Bullying?' Mr G - 'Yes, it was bullying' hahaha

OH and the faces deleted scene is fantastic,

'Angry, the lesser known dwarf, angry.' Mr G

There are SO many, but il have to stop there

xxx

Baaaaaaaahaha!!! My favorite extra scene. I think I love that line so much because he is clearly about to laugh!!

i know its so sweet lol, most of the times he goes back behind the hat he like, purses his lips together lol which he always does when hes about to laugh. and that just makes me laugh even more coz he knows how ridiculous he looks/sounds

I love it when hes pulling the face right at the end aswell and he's like 'whats just happened?' and some kid goes 'you've had surgery?' lol gets me everytime. and 'you got lucky?'

tehe, hours of fun xx

He puts his head down when he goes to crack a smile i've noticed. Watch the scene where Jonah's dad is cracking it with Doug about the whole dick touching incident. Chris is trying not to crack up. Hahaha.

Yea he puts his head down lol, and sometimes (although this could just be a Jonah mannerism) he puts his tongue in his cheek. i do that when im trying not to laugh lol it really helps.

And with the scene with Jonah and his dad, when Doug produces the picture lol im sure hes trying not to laugh. its such a funny pic though

I wish Jonah has proper outtakes though, like the other characters but i guess with a character like his, its easier to disguise him laughing as something Jonah would do anyway.
Oh, but theres a bit when Jonahs in English and hes doing that thing with the pencils in his eyes lol and he cant do it properly coz hes laughing too much. i love that part. The guys who played Leon etc must have had such a good time filming.......jealous

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^Yeah Jonah bloopers would have been great! I was pissed when they didn't have any. I thought they might have added them in when the special edition DVD came out but no. I would have loved to have seen the out-takes to that scene. I'm sure there would have been plenty.

They all would have had a blast making it. Its a shame he doesn't like the idea of casting fans. I understand he likes to make it as real as possible, but still....no fair.

I don't think i'd act. I'm not camera quality, but behind the scenes would be fun.

Anyway,

"What would you choose, giant tits, or, or fat with no tits?" - Ja'mie.