Re: Favourite Quote[s]

Serenity-helena · by Serenity-helena on Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:42 pm

rhistarr wrote:Yea i love it when Mr G repeats 'get fucked' his face kind of like smirks but hes trying to hide it. and 'get fucked english?!?' lol

and at the end when Toby says 'she was born there' (about his mum) Mr G's like 'ahh right. that's what she's lead you to believe', hahaha poor Toby, but that is one of my favourite scenes.

Violet's loaded a load of special features and deleted scenes up here somewhere, go check em out

xx

I will do - thanks!

Heather · by Heather on Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:31 pm

"stick your fucking cup-a-tea up your arse" Rocky Takalua

"WILL BOYS WANNA ROOT ME??!!" Ja'mie King

Suzanne · by Suzanne on Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:29 pm

Karona wrote:One line I love because it slays me every single time is during the Ranga bit in the first ep, when Leon goes "But sir, there's heaps of them! They're everywhere."

I love that line. Chris as Jonah is just priceless, all twitchy and defensive in that scene.

**Violet** · by **Violet** on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:12 pm

"No offense but i hate all fat people" - Ja'mie.

lucepuss · by lucepuss on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:55 am

'you called her daughter a walrus'.

Makes me laugh so much. Especially in the preview bit at the end of the episode before, because that's the only bit of the conversation you hear so you don't really get the context. First time I watched I was like WHAAAAT?!

BulumboShamanaka · by BulumboShamanaka on Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:30 am

Pretty much everything Chris Lilley says is funny. Some of my favourite quotes are:

Ja'mie:
“I’m really nervous this morning, ‘cause it’s my actual first day. And so, like last night I couldn’t sleep, and I woke up this morning and I forgot to feed the guinea pig.”

“They set me up with this girl called Ashley, and she’s supposed to like take me to classes and introduce me to her friends and stuff. And seriously, like I don’t wanna be a bitch, but she’s like the fugliest girl I’ve ever met in my life.”

“I don't wanna be in classrooms where there’s like, no air conditioning and like asbestos in the roof and stuff, and just crap desks and skanky bogans everywhere, and sluts...”

“Why would I wanna be friends with you anyway, you lesbian curly-haired bitch?”

“The protest on the oval didn’t really work, so I’ve come up with a new plan. I’m gonna go and see Mr Cameron and I’m gonna tell him that I’ve started cutting my arms and like that’s why I’m wearing the jumper. So I’m just gonna go in and go, ‘Oh my god, what do you want me do to? Like, I’m gonna kill myself if you don’t let us have it.’ Seriously, and if he doesn’t let us have it then he’s a bastard and it’s like murder, he should go to jail or something ‘cause I could die from cutting myself.”

Mr G:
“I remember I choreographed the whole Xanadu soundtrack and performed it for my friends at my 9th birthday.”

“I’m always joking with the principal. I always say to Margaret, ‘you’ve got yourself an entertainment industry professional for the price of a teacher! So where’s my pay rise?’”

“Thank god you’re here! Where’ve you been, bitch?”

"They have some interesting moves that I’ve never seen before in normal people. Their bodies move in a different way.”

“And you’ll have an awkward moment where you say, ’That’s my plunger’, and you know, difficulty arises there.”

“I like to sniff the kids most mornings, just randomly in the corridors, checking for various odours. Cigarette smoke, graffiti pens, alcohol, cannabis, that sort of thing.”

“Rodney, could you jot down ramps and masks, please.”

“What sort of teaching environment has poo on the floor? That’s all it would take here, isn’t it? Just… put a bit of poo on the floor and they’d shut us down.”

“I’m sick of you giving me your stupid opinions and saying your stupid things into my face. I’m sick of your voice Rodney. Why don’t you take a chill pill, idiot?”

“I’m better than all of you people out there. I’m better than all of you. I try to bring a little of hope, a little bit of magic into the school. I try to have a dream, I dare to have a dream that’s big and you shove it in my face.”

Sorry there's so many, he's just too funny! Very Happy

Whitney · by Whitney on Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:39 am

BulumboShamanaka wrote:Pretty much everything Chris Lilley says is funny. Some of my favourite quotes are:

Ja'mie:
“I’m really nervous this morning, ‘cause it’s my actual first day. And so, like last night I couldn’t sleep, and I woke up this morning and I forgot to feed the guinea pig.”

“They set me up with this girl called Ashley, and she’s supposed to like take me to classes and introduce me to her friends and stuff. And seriously, like I don’t wanna be a bitch, but she’s like the fugliest girl I’ve ever met in my life.”

“I don't wanna be in classrooms where there’s like, no air conditioning and like asbestos in the roof and stuff, and just crap desks and skanky bogans everywhere, and sluts...”

“Why would I wanna be friends with you anyway, you lesbian curly-haired bitch?”

“The protest on the oval didn’t really work, so I’ve come up with a new plan. I’m gonna go and see Mr Cameron and I’m gonna tell him that I’ve started cutting my arms and like that’s why I’m wearing the jumper. So I’m just gonna go in and go, ‘Oh my god, what do you want me do to? Like, I’m gonna kill myself if you don’t let us have it.’ Seriously, and if he doesn’t let us have it then he’s a bastard and it’s like murder, he should go to jail or something ‘cause I could die from cutting myself.”

Mr G:
“I remember I choreographed the whole Xanadu soundtrack and performed it for my friends at my 9th birthday.”

“I’m always joking with the principal. I always say to Margaret, ‘you’ve got yourself an entertainment industry professional for the price of a teacher! So where’s my pay rise?’”

“Thank god you’re here! Where’ve you been, bitch?”

"They have some interesting moves that I’ve never seen before in normal people. Their bodies move in a different way.”

“And you’ll have an awkward moment where you say, ’That’s my plunger’, and you know, difficulty arises there.”

“I like to sniff the kids most mornings, just randomly in the corridors, checking for various odours. Cigarette smoke, graffiti pens, alcohol, cannabis, that sort of thing.”

“Rodney, could you jot down ramps and masks, please.”

“What sort of teaching environment has poo on the floor? That’s all it would take here, isn’t it? Just… put a bit of poo on the floor and they’d shut us down.”

“I’m sick of you giving me your stupid opinions and saying your stupid things into my face. I’m sick of your voice Rodney. Why don’t you take a chill pill, idiot?”

“I’m better than all of you people out there. I’m better than all of you. I try to bring a little of hope, a little bit of magic into the school. I try to have a dream, I dare to have a dream that’s big and you shove it in my face.”

Sorry there's so many, he's just too funny!

Yup.

Serenity-helena · by Serenity-helena on Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:01 pm

My favourite undoubtedly is my signature one! That poor little ranga!

Whitney · by Whitney on Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:22 pm

Your signature quote is a classic.

When I first watched that scene, I thought he said, " I could tell him I knocked up a chick and he'd start crying". Haha.

rhistarr · by rhistarr on Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:45 pm

^ hahah funny, but i can see how youd hear that!! when iv shown SHH to friends they were like 'where on earth is he meant to be from?!!?' so its quite easy to miss-hear things he says. but thats always been one of my personal faves Smile

especially the face Jonah makes after he says it, when he juts his chin out and makes his eyes a little wider. lol, that made me sound so weird and stalkerish, im just observant Smile

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Whitney · by Whitney on Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:34 pm

^ I genuinely thought that's what he said. It wasn't until I came across Helena's signature quote that it was revealed to me. Woops. Haha.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being observant, my dear. I love you

OMGrandom · by OMGrandom on Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:04 am

Ja'mie(pointing to each of the girls): "Reduce your tits, stop being dumb, fix your acne and don't be asian."

Bec: "How can I change that?!"

-Ja'mie outtakes

Whitney · by Whitney on Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:50 pm

The outtakes in general have some of the best quotes. Haha. Great material.