Favourite Quote[s]

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i cant remember quotes of top of my head but will youtube SHH and find some..

how ever ja'mei's phone call home has to be some of the best and mr g's song lyrics about annabel dixon.

Ry!

There are so many that I love, but to start, a couple of my faves (all from Mr.G) are....

'F***k off everyone, I'm gone!!' (Mr G resigns)

When am I getting my arena seating?... (Mr G resigns)

'What sort of teaching environment has poo on the floor.............that's all it would take here isn't it, a bit of poo on the floor'!! (Mr G talking to Rodney about the 'specials'.

'Do you realise you look like a moron on stage'...Mr G musical rehearsals

Hilarious!

"It's so kind of shady here. Like, there's not that many trees" - Ja'mie

"...while wife-beaters and rapists are all public school educated. Sorry, no offence, but it's true" - Ja'mie

"Seriously Bec, Qantas are doing good deals on one way flights to China, why don't you buy one?" - Ja'mie

"I was driven out due to mistreatment and general abuse... due to the selfishness of your principal you are seated on the floor" - Mr. G

"Annabel, annabel, annabel, annabel... you're a slut" - Mr. G

"...they say Jonah must have f*ckin' done some shit" - Jonah

"What if you can't be fucked doing it on the day?" - Jonah

'I'm putting my balls on the floor Miss, you told me to put my balls on the floor' - Jonah

'Have you got your period or what Miss?' - Jonah

'We're going to play........Slap the butcher' - Mr G

'I'd rather be a pedophile than a lesbian' - Ja'mai

'even bloody Toby could do it' - Mr G

'where have you been bitch' - Mr G

'Thank god you're here...Grandma's been raped' - Mr G

'eyes, eyes...yes they would have....eyes' - Mr G talking to Toby (SHH Bloopers)

'Puck you Miss, with a P' - Jonah

'Your bins are so random' - Ja'mie

I'm on a roll here now, sitting here talking to myself lol......

'they've had a life of not being good enough...SURELY they know it by now' - Mr G

'there's a pedophile in the school, there's a pedophile, he's in the school, get out' - Mr G

'jesus christ, only a mother could love it' - Mr G

I love Mr G!!

sugarpuff wrote:'even bloody Toby could do it' - Mr G

'where have you been bitch' - Mr G

'Thank god you're here...Grandma's been raped' - Mr G

'eyes, eyes...yes they would have....eyes' - Mr G talking to Toby (SHH Bloopers)

'Puck you Miss, with a P' - Jonah

'Your bins are so random' - Ja'mie

Your faves are brilliant!

I was actually going to say the "eyes" one myself, but didn't think anyone would know of it!

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'I'm resigning everyone, I'm outta here, that's it, I'm gone.........there's my letter of resignation and there's some flowers from my dead dog, why don't you stick those up your fat arse'.

'Coffee, coffee, before we teachy, teachy' - Mr G

"Give me a word and I'll give you a song' - Mr G

The longer mediation scene between Ja'mie and her friends on the outtakes/deleted scenes.

As mentioned above, the resignation scene with Mr G....haven't we all wanted to resign that way?

Mr G's Crumpet story on the outtakes/deleted scenes.

Aww I love Mr G That 'resignation' scene has been played on my computer soooooooooo many times lol, I love the bit where he goes..(scowls) 'you're not a supporter of me, you don't support me, if you supported me you wouldn't have the special ed kids in the demountables on the site where you know I want to build the Gregson performing arts centre!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgvNrZJ6t2w

Leon to Jonah: you said his mum must be a whale to have that much flubber.

Ja'mie: just because im rich doesn't mean im a bitch

Jonah: i want to draw my dick on you

Jonah: we call it "fobs hill"

Ja'mie: i don't want to be a bitch but she's that fugliest girl i've ever seen

Ja'mie: so is there any like popular girls around here?
Ashley: Yeh, theres Holly and her friends but there bitches
Ja'mie: are they mean to you?
Ashley: yeh
Ja'mie: can you indroduce me to them

All great there. Some of my faves -

"I didn't fucking touch his fucking dick you fuck" Jonah's Dad

"Fuck off miss. Sorry for saying fuck off." Jonah

"Muuuuum!" Mr. G

I also love Mr. G's Kermit 'impression'.

Yeah the 'Kermit' bit is funny.

I watched (again) a load of clips on Youtube last night......have you seen the Mr G/Toby 'Syrian clip, it's well funny, Mr G's face when he goes.....'excuse me, what did you say Toby', lol I could sit and watch those clips all night, I really should get a life

'shove it up your arse Margaret'

I love SHH quotes!
A few of my faves (sorry if I get carried away!)

Ja'mie
"I love your bins, they're so random"
"I'd rather be a paedophile than a lesbian"
"I'd have no hestitation with smashing your dolls cupboard with a hammer mum, I'm serious"
"I'm not even gonna invite you to my wedding"- Ja'mie to her mum during that phonecall
"Who the fuck is she?"- Ja'mie to Sebastian about his friend Madeleine
"Friends don't send 2 text messages to eachother in an hour saying 'See you in English. Save me a seat!'"
"You could have had everything, you could have had all of this!"- Ja'mie to Sebastian
"You're so fat, the fat doesn't know where to go and it pops out of your chest"
"If you give me that look again Bec, I'm gonna like slap you down...Seriously Bec, Quantas is doing good one way deals to China. Why don't you buy one?"
*during the assembly presentation" "Emos dance with jocks. Asians share limos with lesbians. Christians sit with skanks. And my group talk to the fugly girls *pats Ashley*"
"I'm like the smartest non-asian in year 11. I'm good at sport and other things which Asians aren't good at."
"My name is Ja'mie. J-A-apostrophe-M-I-E. Weird name I know but you'll get used to it"
"Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into uni and end up making a lot more money while wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public school educated. Sorry, no offence but it's true."