Favourite Quotes

We're going to need this section now..........

'Nathan you faaaaag' - Daniel Sims

'You're in the Wong lab' - Ricky Wong

'What was the first penis you ever saw.......and I don't mean your dad's' - Ja'mie

Some of the best from the second episode, last night.

'No you can't have a go. It's not a toy!' - Phil, while playing with a toy helicopter.

'This is my office, I took over Jordan's room.' - Phil

'I'm going to do Wolverine from X-Men. You want me to fight with you? Are you crazy? You're mutants!' - Ricky's Audition

'We're having total silence during the OC tonight - Like don't even talk in the ads!' - Ja'mie

'I think she should win Australian of the Year because she's talented and beautiful.'
'I am SO not. Okay, your turn.' - Ja'mie asking her friends to compliment her.

'That's the VIP stick, adds a bit of value to the car when you sell it.' - Daniel talking about his old, rusty car.

'There's loads to do here. Dunt Arcade, Dunt High Street, Dunt Charcoal Chicken, Dunt Footy Field, Dunt train station, Dunt School, Dunt... umm...' - Daniel

'Other countries are so povo, like get some money.' - Ja'mie

Great quotes I’ve picked up on after watching the first two episodes. Sorry if I haven’t quoted them correctly.

Ja’mie Louise King
“Sometimes I like sing to them in their language. Like, I don’t actually know their language but I just make up…gala bala gala baga… you know just make up words. Ga da ba da *click* *click* *click* “
“I didn’t ask to be born hot”
“The only girls who don’t look hot are fugly lesbians”
“If it wasn’t for me, you guys would be totally dead”
“Two days a week without food keeps me looking really hot, do you know what I mean?”
“We’re having total silence during ‘The OC’ tonight. I’m not even talking during the ads”
“When did you see your first penis? Seriously. Not your dad’s…or your dog’s.”
“Other countries are so povvo. It’s like, get some money.”
“*during Ja’mie’s sleepover when Ja’mie and Brianna were sleeping in the same bed* Actually Brianna can you get out? Seriously get out”

Ricky Wong
“Physics is Phun!”
“Professor Lee, you’re in the Wong lab. Ricky Wong’s lab”
““I don’t know where my talent came from. I always ask my parents ‘Where did it come from?’ and no one knows. My dad sometimes whistles but that’s about it.”
"*acting* ‘You understand me? You understand what I’m saying? I don’t want you to! Nooo’. ……’You biiiiitch’…spit if you have to”
“At first I was playing the small roles but still I made them big…I pushed out in front of the lead roles sometimes and sing random notes.”

Pat Mullins
“Yes I’m disabled but I can roll!”
“Rolling to the rock, rock n roll!”
“*rolling to phone* Phonecall. Hello, Pat speaking *rolls back*"
“I just stare at him for hours and hours and eventually he’ll crack”
“*singing*Terry, Terry. You make me very merry. Even though you’re very very hairy, I’ll always love my Terry.”

Phil Olivetti
“Talk about a rough day at work!”
"*putting oranges to his chest* Jordan, Jordan! Who am I? Mum!”
“This whole Australian of the Year thing, I mean I laughed at the suggestion when I nominated myself, when I sent in the form.”
“They call me donkey down in the station. Yeah I’ve got a really big penis. It’s one of God’s little favours. You can tell by hand span so you can imagine.”

Daniel Sims
“Nathaaaan you fag!”
“Mum reckons Nathan is 3 percent spastic.”
“That’s our dog Ja Rule. Named after the rapper cos he’s black”
“He’s calling out the gears. He can work it out by feeling the vibrations. One of the good things about being deaf”
“*rapping*I’m giving out my ear, might win Australian of the Year. I hope that I do, cos then I’ll do a poo, you. Talk it out mate, it’s all good…stop”

Very good! I love the 'oranges' scene myself, it's so not funny that it IS funny if that makes sense!!

Watched another great episode tonight. Here are a few funny quotes I can remember:

Ja'mie
“No matter what your problems are, you don’t leave your own country. My mum is a complete bitch to me but it doesn’t mean I get on a boat and go to Brazil!”
“Get heaps of photos okay? Especially if I cry”
“So those are the presents. What do you say?”
“So are there any hotties in here, any hot guys?”
“So if you undid that would it be like a full afro?”

Phil
“My dad pinned me under a railway sleeper because I pissed on his tomato plants. And that did hurt, actually that hurt quite a bit so yeah it would have hurt…he’ll come good”

Ricky
“If you had a naked Aboriginal man and a naked Chinese man, they would be exactly the same except the Chinese man would have a smaller penis”

“*singing* Aboriginee me, aboriginee you, we’re not just the people who eat kangaroo…”

Daniel
“Green means ‘I’m hungry’…Red means ‘piss off’...Blue means ‘change games on the Xbox’”
“You know the Starlight Foundation? I actually inquired on the internet about that cos for kids who are like dying and that, they can grant your wishes. And I was gonna ask for some chicks for the weekend which wouldn’t be that expensive because they do like, trips do Disneyland."

Pat
“A gumnut’s gone up my nose!”
“Why don’t you get off your fat arse and make your own bloody tea for once?”

Some great lines there...you're great at remembering them all!! It was good last night wasn't it - I too especially loved it when Pat said 'why don't you get off your fat arse and make your own bloody tea for once'

^That was funny as.

Pat reminds me of Kath from Kath and Kim actually.

I just love Phil.

"They call me donkey cause i have a really big penis."

My mum went and bought my dad that red t-shirt Phil wore at the BBQ. It was sooo funny.

Ja'mie
"Those posters are going out all over Sydney and I look like a fat ugly slag!"

Daniel
"Daniel. D, decent. A, good bloke. N, nonethless nice. I, is giving. E, everlasting good bloke. L, legend...Sick, thanks."

^ Nathan's poem about Daniel was soooo cute!!

I can't remember the exact quote but I love it when Ja'mie's leaving the detention centre and she yells out to Somali, "text me!" and then she goes, "oh no you don't have a phone, sorry." lol!

I also love the orange scene with Phil - or were they mandarines?

And of course Ja'mie's phone call to World Vision.

Also, when Daniel screams out "nathan!!!!" at the top of his lungs even when nathan's close lol!!

Aww I loved Daniel's poem. Such a touching moment in the series because sometimes they struggle to express their true feelings towards eachother...just like typical teenage boys anyway!

^Men in general too. Theres no shame in it though. Did you know 75% of guys have cried over a girl? They just won't admit it. Ego thing i guess.

^That's so true. They can sometimes put on a front to appear masculine and try not to show that much emotion but you know deep down what they're really feeling.

Yes. That is true.

Although I am equally annoyed by guys that claim to cry all the time.

^Same can be said about girls though. I don't like over-emotional people in general. They're annoying.